The Epic Battle of HUMANs vs. ALIENs
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ALIENs attack life as infectious enemies of nutrition.
| Stuff HUMANs do: • Actually care about their surroundings • Promote and believe in good health and nutrition • Understand that why is the more important question than what or how • Believe in constant improvement & “crushing it” • Realize that 1 + 1 can equal more than 2 • Believe in giving more than they take • Have lots of fun & are cool to be around |
Stuff ALIENs do: • Care only about themselves (& their spaceship) • Promote “alien food” that destroys H.U.M.A.N.s • Only think about WHAT and never WHY • Believe in doing as little as possible to get by • Think that 1 + 1 is a negative number • Get kicks out of being Value Voids • Are super mean and don’t get along with others |
HUMAN vs. ALIEN FOODHUMAN foods have many of these characteristics:
• ingredients you can pronounce and find in your own kitchen
• Whole grains
• Organic ingredients
• Non-GMO ingredients
• Balanced carb, fat and protein ratio
• No partially hydrogenated oils (trans fat)
• No high fructose corn syrup
• No artificial preservatives
• No artificial colors
• No artificial sweeteners
• No MSGALIEN foods have many of these characteristics:
• an ingredients list that requires a translator or a dictionary
• Only refined, enriched and/or bleached grains
• Conventionally grown ingredients
• GMO ingredients
• Partially hydrogenated oils (trans fat)
• High fructose corn syrup
• Artificial preservatives
• Artificial colors
• Artificial sweeteners
• MSG
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