FRANCHISE TOUR

The Epic Battle of HUMANs vs. ALIENs




HUMANs use social entrepreneurship to help unite mankind and nutrition.
ALIENs attack life as infectious enemies of nutrition.

Stuff HUMANs do:
• Actually care about their surroundings
• Promote and believe in good health and nutrition
• Understand that why is the more important question than what or how
• Believe in constant improvement & “crushing it”
• Realize that 1 + 1 can equal more than 2
• Believe in giving more than they take
• Have lots of fun & are cool to be around
Stuff ALIENs do:
• Care only about themselves (& their spaceship)
• Promote “alien food” that destroys H.U.M.A.N.s
• Only think about WHAT and never WHY
• Believe in doing as little as possible to get by
• Think that 1 + 1 is a negative number
• Get kicks out of being Value Voids
• Are super mean and don’t get along with others

HUMAN vs. ALIEN FOODHUMAN foods have many of these characteristics:
• ingredients you can pronounce and find in your own kitchen
• Whole grains
• Organic ingredients
• Non-GMO ingredients
• Balanced carb, fat and protein ratio
• No partially hydrogenated oils (trans fat)
• No high fructose corn syrup
• No artificial preservatives
• No artificial colors
• No artificial sweeteners
• No MSGALIEN foods have many of these characteristics:
• an ingredients list that requires a translator or a dictionary
• Only refined, enriched and/or bleached grains
• Conventionally grown ingredients
• GMO ingredients
• Partially hydrogenated oils (trans fat)
• High fructose corn syrup
• Artificial preservatives
• Artificial colors
• Artificial sweeteners
• MSG

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