Is it the unhealthy, outdated food that makes traditional vending machines gross? Or could it be that gross vending machine operators, lacking pizazz and professional flare are rubbing off on their products?
After traveling the United States, placing our new-age lineup of healthy vending machines…the verdict is in. It is a gross combination. Although some traditional operators are slowly implementing healthier products into their product mix, most consumers are stuck with the same unhealthy snacks that make them feel unsatisfied. In fact, these unhealthy products were said to make them feel gross. Huh, maybe thats why they described their machine operators as gross? Any thoughts? Of course, not all traditional vending operators are gross, but it’s hard for them to be viewed differently when the only products they sell make their customers feel that same way. Or maybe it’s because when they are filling the machines they look like this…
Hahaha! A little far-fetched, but don’t lie to yourself — this is very real and is happening at vending machines across the country!
H.U.M.A.N. Healthy Vending can’t promise that its operators won’t show a little crack from time to time but we CAN promise our products are 100% healthy and will make you feel great after eating them, not gross! Our healthy vending machine snacks are taste-tested and approved by our team of health professionals. We ARE NOT gross! Actually, we are the exact opposite and that is why we are making the vending industry sexy!
Last time I checked, crack awareness week wasn’t for a few months!
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hahaha I can’t wait for crack awareness week! is that sponsored by parents for a drug free america??